Time is relative. It’s always the present. This morning, when I woke up hungover and had to drive over an hour for an appointment, is happening right now. Me sitting in the break room writing this message to you is happening right now. Me getting back from work and drinking the day away is also happening right now. We are dead right now. The year 3100 is right now. I can’t wait for the day when I am on my knees sucking on you. But I don’t have to wait because that too, is happening right now.